… and the landlord says, ‘I’m not serving you.’
Shakespeare says, ‘ Wherefore, prithee?’ (or something of the kind)
And the landlord says, ‘You’re bard!’
Oh – come ON!
Shakespeare walks into a pub …
May 23, 2008 at 12:01 pm (bwahaha, culture, extremely funny jokes about shakespeare, stupid puns)
Corgimom said,
May 23, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Ok. I haven’t even had my first cuppa…be back in a moment.
Clive said,
May 23, 2008 at 5:34 pm
…And the barman said, “WeLL, funnily enough, we’ve got a whiskey in here named after you.”
And the white horse said, “What? Eric?”
NEXT!!
AlphaDogMa said,
May 23, 2008 at 5:56 pm
You’re too young for this old joke, milady. But I’m immature enough to have laughed at it.
meredic said,
May 23, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Groaneth….
fatroland said,
May 25, 2008 at 1:50 pm
*walks out of internet, slams door*
sheepish said,
May 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm
He he he , but I loved “Groaneth” even better!!!
Lucy WithaY said,
May 25, 2008 at 4:29 pm
…Why the long face?
rivergirlie said,
May 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm
…you don’t see many of those around here
Steve Kane said,
May 25, 2008 at 10:34 pm
OK, Rivergirlie, in the corner, face the wall and think about what you’ve done.
Mel said,
May 26, 2008 at 2:13 am
Ouch. I haven’t had anything to drink so that joke really hurt.
James S said,
May 26, 2008 at 9:43 am
Exit – Screen Right – Muttering – we don’t serve shorts in this pub.
Rilly Super said,
May 26, 2008 at 5:44 pm
you certainly hath a way with those shakespeare puns rivergirlie.. I’ll get my coat , sigh
Istvanski said,
May 26, 2008 at 6:31 pm
I see it has become a law that to come into this country as an immigrant you have to be educated in English to GCSE standard. This is ridiculous, when I hire a prostitute do you really think I care if she’s read Shakespeare?
Lucy WithaY said,
May 27, 2008 at 8:41 am
….Watch out! He’s a cycle path!
rivergirlie said,
May 27, 2008 at 5:23 pm
lucy – i said kiddley, diddliy?
Moobs said,
May 28, 2008 at 8:32 am
Oo – I haven’t had a good wince in ages!