… and the landlord says, ‘I’m not serving you.’
Shakespeare says, ‘ Wherefore, prithee?’ (or something of the kind)
And the landlord says, ‘You’re bard!’
Oh – come ON!
Down by the River
… but not about to hurl myself in
… and the landlord says, ‘I’m not serving you.’
Shakespeare says, ‘ Wherefore, prithee?’ (or something of the kind)
And the landlord says, ‘You’re bard!’
Oh – come ON!
Down by the River 
Ok. I haven’t even had my first cuppa…be back in a moment.
…And the barman said, “WeLL, funnily enough, we’ve got a whiskey in here named after you.”
And the white horse said, “What? Eric?”
NEXT!!
You’re too young for this old joke, milady. But I’m immature enough to have laughed at it.
Groaneth….
*walks out of internet, slams door*
He he he , but I loved “Groaneth” even better!!!
…Why the long face?
…you don’t see many of those around here
OK, Rivergirlie, in the corner, face the wall and think about what you’ve done.
Ouch. I haven’t had anything to drink so that joke really hurt.
Exit – Screen Right – Muttering – we don’t serve shorts in this pub.
you certainly hath a way with those shakespeare puns rivergirlie.. I’ll get my coat , sigh
I see it has become a law that to come into this country as an immigrant you have to be educated in English to GCSE standard. This is ridiculous, when I hire a prostitute do you really think I care if she’s read Shakespeare?
….Watch out! He’s a cycle path!
lucy – i said kiddley, diddliy?
Oo – I haven’t had a good wince in ages!
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