Shakespeare walks into a pub …

… and the landlord says, ‘I’m not serving you.’

Shakespeare says, ‘ Wherefore, prithee?’ (or something of the kind)

And the landlord says, ‘You’re bard!’

 

Oh – come ON!

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18 thoughts on “Shakespeare walks into a pub …

  1. …And the barman said, “WeLL, funnily enough, we’ve got a whiskey in here named after you.”
    And the white horse said, “What? Eric?”

    NEXT!!

  2. I see it has become a law that to come into this country as an immigrant you have to be educated in English to GCSE standard. This is ridiculous, when I hire a prostitute do you really think I care if she’s read Shakespeare?

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