The evidence:
The main suspect:
Now tell me – does it look to you as if butter would melt in his mouth?
Down by the River
… but not about to hurl myself in
The evidence:
The main suspect:
Now tell me – does it look to you as if butter would melt in his mouth?
Down by the River 
Too yellow to be Purr-Pak.
i can’t believe he’s not innocent!
I can NOT judge. I’ve been known to illicitly lick butter myself.
Ask him to join you in:
‘Life is butter,
Life is butter,
Melon cauliflower,
Melon cauliflower…’
etc. as a round (tune: Frère Jacques). His reaction may be strongly indicative. You then hold a buttercup under his chin. This should determine guilt or innocence.
Of course you may have to fall back on that very useful Scots verdict ‘not proven’.
yeah, but the really important question is, did you keep using the butter? What’s a little cat saliva between friends?
He looks so innocent! Didya check his paws for greasiness?
Ought we not to have a profile shot as well, with a serial number?
Send him (or her) down.
those innocent eyes…
it did and that’s why he looks s-o-o cute – I want him! Can he come and live with me, please?
The question is: did he lick his nads first?
in some cultures, cat au vin is a delicacy. you might want to whisper that in his ear in the event of further indiscretions!
Totally, totally off topic:
Stephen Moyer. Apparently no one over there thought much of him, which is fine, because now with “True Blood” we’re keeping him! That’s all I can say.
True Blood=as addictive as crack mixed with Buffy
Nope. I give in. Whodunit?
Hmm. Six months have passed with no signs of life. I fear it is the end.
I did it.
Abso f****n lutely. Guilty as hell. Having 3 of these little monsters myself, I know a butter snaffler when I see one. What a bad lad : D