I am at the scene of a crime …

The evidence:

criminal butter

The main suspect:

boots

Now tell me – does it look to you as if butter would melt in his mouth?

14 Comments

  1. geoff said,

    May 8, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Too yellow to be Purr-Pak.

  2. rivergirlie said,

    May 8, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    i can’t believe he’s not innocent!

  3. Subspace.beacon said,

    May 8, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    I can NOT judge. I’ve been known to illicitly lick butter myself.

  4. May 9, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Ask him to join you in:
    ‘Life is butter,
    Life is butter,
    Melon cauliflower,
    Melon cauliflower…’
    etc. as a round (tune: Frère Jacques). His reaction may be strongly indicative. You then hold a buttercup under his chin. This should determine guilt or innocence.

    Of course you may have to fall back on that very useful Scots verdict ‘not proven’.

  5. disgruntled said,

    May 9, 2009 at 9:51 am

    yeah, but the really important question is, did you keep using the butter? What’s a little cat saliva between friends?

  6. violet said,

    May 13, 2009 at 8:16 am

    He looks so innocent! Didya check his paws for greasiness?

  7. May 13, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Ought we not to have a profile shot as well, with a serial number?
    Send him (or her) down.

  8. Saltation said,

    May 15, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    those innocent eyes…

  9. belleek said,

    May 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    it did and that’s why he looks s-o-o cute – I want him! Can he come and live with me, please?

  10. Moobs said,

    May 20, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    The question is: did he lick his nads first?

  11. globus said,

    June 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    in some cultures, cat au vin is a delicacy. you might want to whisper that in his ear in the event of further indiscretions!

  12. Mel said,

    June 14, 2009 at 4:54 am

    Totally, totally off topic:

    Stephen Moyer. Apparently no one over there thought much of him, which is fine, because now with “True Blood” we’re keeping him! That’s all I can say.

    True Blood=as addictive as crack mixed with Buffy

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/stephen%20moyer/phennec/Stephen%20Moyer/UndeadSexy_Moyer2of2sm.jpg

  13. Debi said,

    August 15, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Nope. I give in. Whodunit?

  14. pouletnoir said,

    November 5, 2009 at 12:42 am

    Hmm. Six months have passed with no signs of life. I fear it is the end.


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