I keep getting these emails,

… from unknown persons, very kindly offering a solution to my problems with short pinis.

What do they know about my pinny? And would it be churlish to point out their spelling mistake?

5 Comments

  1. Canadian Nan said,

    September 19, 2008 at 12:00 am

    Yes. Very churlish. And not very mature. In short order: DO IT! DO IT! PLEASE.

  2. oyebilly said,

    September 19, 2008 at 8:06 am

    My pinis is already an acceptable length.

  3. meg said,

    September 19, 2008 at 8:18 am

    pinny billy, you mean your pinny. gosh! you’e spelling is awful too. a short pinny is a terrible disadvantage, of course, because it means that you get flour and stuff all over your nice clothes. i’m glad yours is long enough for all circumstances – i’d have expected no less from you, though!

  4. Debi said,

    September 23, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Yerk … I’m having to sit on my hands here to stop the wicked stuff inside my head spilling all over your nice clean blog.

    (Typing with my nose, in case you’re wondering …)

  5. Steve Kane said,

    October 19, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    “Gimme’ the ice cream or I’ll blow your fucking head off, bitch!”
    “Aw, there you go, sweetie.”

    *BANG!*


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